Expert Advice from Old-Timers of Disaster

Welcome to Red TapechartInstance of Despair, where our esteemed team of Old-Timers of Disaster offer their expert advice on how to mess up even the most mundane tasks!

Today, we have:

• Tim the UnreliablechartInstance: "Don't bother with those fancy 'step-by-step' instructions. Just wing it and see what happens!"
• Mae the Muddled: "If it's too complicated, just use a sledgehammer. Works every time."
• Barry the Blunderer: "Don't overthink it. Trust your gut (even if your gut is a bottomless pit of bad decisions)!"

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